Because:
*Jesse Brown is proud to live in a nation that is ashamed to be nationalistic.
*Jesse Brown has never wept during a “Canadian Heritage Moment.”
*Though Jesse Brown has lived in Montreal for 8 years, he does not speak French, and has no plans to learn.
WHAT WILL JESSE BROWN DO IF NAMED "THE GREATEST CANADIAN OF ALL TIME?" *He will move to New York City.
